Brassy haired spinster with the ring doorbell
You watch me on live video
You gawk at me and shriek and yell
Though, my name you do not know

Sourpuss of a woman with the safety alarm,
I see that camera you’ve hidden
Will motion sensors keep you from harm
And all things HOA has forbidden?

Over-the-hill grump with your curtains drawn,
You like me the least in the plan,
I walk with my dog who waters your lawn
And throw doggy doo bags in your can

Unpleasant nag with video tape,
And pointed accusations 
You say your hedges were reshaped
While you were on vacation?

Lady curmudgeon, with all due respect
Your night vision goggles are scary
Why is it me that you always suspect
Okay, I admit the kids dared me